A young Chinese couple - a cook and a waitress working in the same restaurant get married. She's a virgin. Truth be told he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know is your first time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give anything you want, I do anyting you wan. You juss ask. So. Whatchu wan?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
Thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have heard about from other girls. It is Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone, he asks her: 'You want.... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?
Missus Singapore out!
PS: Just so you know, I make a mean Garlic Chicken minus the steam vegetable.
Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose
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